Snack Standards: The Unofficial Guide to Snack Etiquette
Welcome to Snack Standards, where we're here to guide you through the complex world of snack etiquette. Because let's face it, snacking is serious business.
Below, you'll find a list of the most essential snack standards. Remember, we're not just eating snacks, we're building relationships and making a statement.
- Snack on, don't serve. Unless it's a potluck, then serve. Or if you're in charge.
- Never touch another person's snack. Unless it's a dare or a challenge.
- Snack on the top shelf. No, really, on the top shelf. That's just common courtesy.
- Ask before grabbing the last chip. Or the last chip bag, for that matter.
- Don't be that guy with the crumbs on their shirt. Clean up after yourself, friend.
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